Monday, August 29, 2011 Labor Day Special

It Teabaggers Could Think Logically

"I'm a diehard teabagger and since I detest deficit spending above all else, my least favorite president was George W. Bush. I also disliked Ronald Reagan & George H.W. Bush.My favorite president in modern times was Bill Clinton. 

We teabaggers should have spoken up over 10 years ago. We're sorry we remained silent until 2009. Based on our hatred of deficit spending how could we have thought otherwise"

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Crystal Ball: Future Michelle Bachmann Quotes

No, she hasn't said these yet, but give it time:

(December 25th) "Let's all congratulate Jesus on this, the anniversary of his Bar Mitzvah"

"On his midnight run, Paul Revere crossed over the Erie Canal where he ran into George Washington, who happened to be crossing the Delaware at the same time"

"President Lincoln gets all the credit for freeing the slaves, but Millard Fillmore laid all the groundwork"

"Racial inequality in this country is overplayed.  Never as bad as liberals made it out to be.  Look at your town - it was named after Jack Benny's butler." (campaigning in either Rochester, NY, NH or MN)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Toothpaste for Dinner

Random Thought

Nobody has to be out of work in this country, everyone could easily have health insurance based on sliding scale fees, the super rich could easily pay their fair share of taxes(& continue to NOT create new jobs), the budget could easily be balanced without cutting, but increasing social services & we could be totally safe from terrorists without any war.   However, In the words of the late John Belushi: "but noooooooooooooo"

Every empire has it's rise & fall.