Thursday, August 25, 2011

Crystal Ball: Future Michelle Bachmann Quotes

No, she hasn't said these yet, but give it time:

(December 25th) "Let's all congratulate Jesus on this, the anniversary of his Bar Mitzvah"

"On his midnight run, Paul Revere crossed over the Erie Canal where he ran into George Washington, who happened to be crossing the Delaware at the same time"

"President Lincoln gets all the credit for freeing the slaves, but Millard Fillmore laid all the groundwork"

"Racial inequality in this country is overplayed.  Never as bad as liberals made it out to be.  Look at your town - it was named after Jack Benny's butler." (campaigning in either Rochester, NY, NH or MN)

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